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The Gates of Horn and Ivory

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  1. Duke

    Duke Mental Oblivion

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    I know you've probably all seen this... but I just have to reiterate. This is the funniest exercise device I've ever seen. The first time I saw it on TV I actually thought it was a joke.

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    Seriously. It's almost as awesome as the Slap Chop.
     
  2. Umaeril

    Umaeril -o-}}}X{{{-o- Staff Member

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    Omg, what????? What the hell is that? They can NOT be serious!, no way. :lol
     
  3. Crazy Dave Number 23

    Crazy Dave Number 23 Methodless Madness Staff Member

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    We sell those at Walgreens. :) $20.
     
  4. Duke

    Duke Mental Oblivion

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    I really want to make terrible comments about it, but it's just too easy. lol
     
  5. Pokemonmaster250

    Pokemonmaster250 I don't need a map of my dreams.

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    lol those things have been out ages...
     
  6. Pokemonmaster250

    Pokemonmaster250 I don't need a map of my dreams.

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    Actually they are, wonder how drunk or drugged the person was when they got the idea though. XD

    :lol i'm bad...
     
  7. Umaeril

    Umaeril -o-}}}X{{{-o- Staff Member

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    You ARE bad! :lol But dang that is just crazy.
     
  8. Duke

    Duke Mental Oblivion

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    So you all have one now right? :lol
     
  9. Pokemonmaster250

    Pokemonmaster250 I don't need a map of my dreams.

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    Not i! :lol
     
  10. Umaeril

    Umaeril -o-}}}X{{{-o- Staff Member

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    Hardly. :lol But thanks for telling us about it!! :b
     
  11. Fa Shi

    Fa Shi Moderator Staff Member

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    Parody of ShamWow you might also like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTLUSMOgas

    My friend has that ShakeWeight thingy... after trying it, I can see how that would be exercise. It's heavier than it looks, and Newton's third law and such...

    But yes, I rubbed it in her face how she could've saved $20 by exercising with her boyfriend instead. XP
     
  12. Umaeril

    Umaeril -o-}}}X{{{-o- Staff Member

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    :lol

    Should I get one for fun? :D Nah.
     
  13. LegendOfTheEpic

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    I find the shamwow is really awesome as a mechanic's rag. I use it to change my oil all the time, and the thing fuckin' grips. It does not, however, function in the kitchen as it is said to. I can sop up more wetness with a brick.
     
  14. Umaeril

    Umaeril -o-}}}X{{{-o- Staff Member

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    Shamwow huh? Never heard of it.

    But as for strange ideas my fiance has thought of an idea (he is joking) called "Stim U Bum" and it would be for truck drivers to sit on as they drive and it would give a bum massage. ^_^
     
  15. Crazy Dave Number 23

    Crazy Dave Number 23 Methodless Madness Staff Member

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    I'd like one just for the sake of my infamous roadtrips. I get really sore driving 17 hours without stopping, haha. Actually I am good about the stopping and stretching (however briefly) but don't stop to sleep as soon as I should.
     
  16. Duke

    Duke Mental Oblivion

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    I just need a back massager for long trips, my seats actually have a pretty comfortable butt region. But maybe because that's because I've spent waaaaayyyyy too much time driving. Now if we could only find a way to convert bodily waste to fuel on the go, we would never have to stop!
     

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